best parents in the world are usually the dead ones.
(:



but that's not true for TODAY.
went shopping with them.
why do you think i said only today.
DUH i got a new phone.
nokia 6111.
yeah i know no big deal.
but i'm quite happy about it.
aft using some lousy phone just because SOME people throw me into the sea.
-.-




ate sushi tei aft that.
like WOW right.
ate ALL the expensive stuff.
*flicks hair. that's nothing pls.



went shopping for new year clothes at GUCCI PRADA BLAH BLAH BLAH.
but bought nothing. oops. LOL.
nothing caught my eye lah. nothing fantastic.
wanted to buy a pair of sunglasses at calvin klein jeans.
OHH and the jacket at the AlX cost 399bucks!
I SO WANT IT. IT'S LIKE DUPERLY NICE.



and tip on being a better parent.
NEVER. NEVER EVER! NEVER EVER EVER SAY SOMETHING IS COOL.
cause that 'something' will become the LEAST coolest thing on this planet jupiter.
ohh i bought new slippers!
cutting my hair tml.



*sigh of relief.
EVERYTHING IS GOING EXACTLY THE WAY I WANT IT TO BE.
except one.
i want everyday to be SATURDAY!
i will become the happiest shit on this planet mars.



ohh and i wanna find a job really soon?
please God.
find me a job that is slacky yet poshy.
argh. might as well ask.. PLEASE. DROP MONEY FROM THE CLOUDS.
RAIN MONEY PLEASE!
RAIN IT INTO MY HOUSE.
*to be more specific.
RAIN EXACTLY 804593287667549DOLLARS INTO MY HOUSE.



shall end this post with a conversation between me and that josephine.









me: 'eh i tell you a secret.'



jo: '?'



me: 'fishes dont blink'



jo: 'i think i heard that before.'



me: 'yeah. good. by the way. fishes farts.'



jo: *says something something which is not very important.



me: 'guppies eats whales.'



jo: 'DONT BLUFF ME. GUPPIES DONT LIVE IN THE OCEAN.'



me: 'ohh ya oops. i meant. jellyfishes eats hammerhead sharks.'



jo: 'ya righteous.'








the end.
*applauses.



















one day we shall walk down the beach.
holding hands.
smell the fresh salty air.
AHHHHHHHH.
*fishes farts out LOUD